Chocolate Dip

When one places their anus over their significant others nose. Leaving a nice chocolate dipped sniffer

I totally chocolate dipped Amy last night bro! Her sneezer was well chocolaty.

by Mr Whippy69er April 13, 2014

Chocolate Humidor

The chocolate humidor is a male (or female) anal cavity used to keep tobacco products moist, most notably cigars. Without an airtight humidor, cigars will lose moisture within 2 to 3 days and equalize to the general humidity around them. There's nothing worse than a dry cigar, just ask Bill Clinton. During his administration, Monica Lewinsky helpfully moistened the president's cigar by graciously inserting it into her vagina. The chocolate humidor allows for men to keep their lady partner's cigar moist despite their biological failure to possess commensurate genitalia. Women are by no means excluded from using the chocolate humidor, in fact they can moisten cigars in twice the time.

Steve asked Brenda if she'd moisten his dry cigar, she refused. "I'd do it for you," he said. Brenda replied, "and how exactly would you do that? You don't have a vagina." Steve said, "I'll put it in the chocolate humidor."

by SoapyJohnson September 3, 2017

chocolate stirrer

Usually a reference to a homosexual man, as stirring chocolate resembles the act of anal sex, especially if the receiving end is not clean.

Oh, this guy is such a chocolate stirrer, I can totally see him devastating dirty asses with his stick

by cmyster3 October 23, 2013

Dark Chocolate

They call me dark chocolate, A.K.A big sexy motherfucker

Oi did you see that black man. He looks like dark chocolate

by Dan....... November 1, 2020

Chocolate Lollipop

verb
when you stick your finger up your ass and fart

I'm gonna do the Chocolate Lollipop, I'm bored.

by v_il2 March 15, 2021

chocolate rumble

That rumbling feeling low in your stomach before explosive diarrhoea.

"Man, shouldn't have had that curry. Definitely feeling a chocolate rumble"

by AutumnBlueWylde April 2, 2017

Hot Chocolate

A wonderful, warm chocolatey drink. Most popular around the Holidays and winter time. Usually associated with marshmallows.

It is also, apparantly one of Josh Rmasay from the SPECTACULAR Canadian rock/pop punk band Marianas Trench's favourite things to scream in the middle of Subway. Hardcore fans will laugh.

Person A: Hey, I'm going over to Timmy's to get a sprinkle doughnut, you want anything?
Person 2: Hot chocolate please!
Person 3: Oh I do so enjoy hot chocolate on a cold winter's day!
Person 1 and 2: Okay then...

OR

Person 1: HOT CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!
Person 2: Hahahaha! Oh My Gosh! "On February 24th...the new Jonas Brother's CD comes out"
Person 1: Yeah! We're hardcore fans!

by imma_hardcore_fan_biathces April 12, 2010