Cave of the Past

When someone's house looks like it's from 20-40 years ago in terms of decor.

"Man, Johnathan lives in such a Cave of the Past!"

by The Greying Dog September 9, 2021

cave pig

a person that masterbateswith large objects shoved up their ass to help themself get off.

I walked in on John being a cave pig.

by Ralph Feltcher June 20, 2006

go back to your cave

a phrase meaning "shut up and don't talk to me right now"

a guy and his girlfriend in an argument:

Emily: Carl, we can't afford rent in this city any longer. I need to nigger at finding a better paying job

Carl: I am on it like a car bonnet but please go back to your cave. I am working on it.

by Sexydimma May 18, 2012

Cave in

A big dent in your chest (also called pectus excavatum) which turns you into the cavinator

OH MY GOSH LOOK AT THAT DUDES CAVE IN

by oscar the fat kid December 8, 2019

caitlin cave

A girl who fingers herself with carrot and feeds it to her sister

Wow did you hear about Caitlin cave

by Yanansuckswilly November 7, 2020

Tooth cave

Your moms whore mouth when she forgets to take her dentures out on date night.

Bro your moms tooth cave fucked up my mushroom tip last night when she was thanking me for rent money.

by Lftddonkey February 28, 2021

Wet candle in a dark cave

Term that explains someone who is so lost that they are beyond return or are very very stupid.

“Man that bitch Sabrina is one wet candle in a dark cave”

by Big Sawse October 22, 2020