Get the The Man Cavemug. The nickname given to many of the uncles who have gone rogue and decided to sleep in caves. They traded their beds for sleeping in 4 feet of water and green bugs. Just a miracle, they used to be proctologists.
uncle cave used to choke and sputter on the pond water that sloshed into his mouth nocturnally. then he figured to tape his mouth shut, so that when he sleeps in 4ft of water and green bugs nothing violates his mouth. uncle cave's body is a temple
my only worry about uncle cave is that he's blind. my poor blind uncle could wander into a public restroom & sleep, hands and legs in the toilet, because he confused the smell with his bed of water and green bugs
my uncle cave almost died last weekend. He lives in a cave and there was a record amount of water from the sky (rain). He normally sleeps in a bed of 4 ft of water & green bugs but it was 9 feet of water by morning
hello I am uncle cave is it's okay to bring a tinder date back to my cave? my bed is 4 feet of water & green bugs
I guess of all my uncles uncle cave likes caves the best. he sleeps in one standing up, in 4 foot of water & green bugs. I love uncle cave and he gets hoes
many have tried to ding dong ditch uncle cave and all have failed. it is because he has no doorbell. and no door. He Lives in a Cave (always worried about it)
if uncle cave was a prostitute, he told me he would be as cheap as possible. he just wants to make people happy. also she would smell like shit no demand
my only worry about uncle cave is that he's blind. my poor blind uncle could wander into a public restroom & sleep, hands and legs in the toilet, because he confused the smell with his bed of water and green bugs
my uncle cave almost died last weekend. He lives in a cave and there was a record amount of water from the sky (rain). He normally sleeps in a bed of 4 ft of water & green bugs but it was 9 feet of water by morning
hello I am uncle cave is it's okay to bring a tinder date back to my cave? my bed is 4 feet of water & green bugs
I guess of all my uncles uncle cave likes caves the best. he sleeps in one standing up, in 4 foot of water & green bugs. I love uncle cave and he gets hoes
many have tried to ding dong ditch uncle cave and all have failed. it is because he has no doorbell. and no door. He Lives in a Cave (always worried about it)
if uncle cave was a prostitute, he told me he would be as cheap as possible. he just wants to make people happy. also she would smell like shit no demand
by pink and orange girl August 13, 2022
Get the Uncle Cavemug. A mystical place where chubby neck bearded man children suck on their butt plugs and spank it to anime girls.
by assmuncher999 April 30, 2022
Get the coom cavemug. by Imsorrybutithadtobedone July 2, 2016
Get the Flavor Cavemug. extreamly awesomeness guy. He'll make you laugh so hard you cry. super tall, blonde hair, and blue eyes that you get lost in when you look at him. he can be your best friend. But don't fall for a cameron caves, becuase he'll always have a crush on someone other than you.
by <3theatre May 24, 2011
Get the Cameron cavesmug. Be sure to tie off before you go Cave Splunking with that insignificunt kristy shes been a Cave Splunker for a long time
by Sav-a-hoe January 5, 2023
Get the Cave Splunkermug. the cave, a wonderful hole in guelph, is the home to many wonderful things.
the cave is known for hosting the best taylor swift dance parties and for serving inordinate amounts of popcorn and nachos.
the cave is where the cave dwellers and the cave dweller wannabees can play wearing obama and eating all the treaties they want, without having to worry about the outside world seeing their behaviour.
everyone who has lived there loves the cave, and everyone has hasnt... wishes they had.
the cave is known for hosting the best taylor swift dance parties and for serving inordinate amounts of popcorn and nachos.
the cave is where the cave dwellers and the cave dweller wannabees can play wearing obama and eating all the treaties they want, without having to worry about the outside world seeing their behaviour.
everyone who has lived there loves the cave, and everyone has hasnt... wishes they had.
Q: where is the party tonight?
A: obvi, the CAVE
Q: what should we eat for snack
A: we are in the cave... clearly we should have some pop corn and NACHOS!
A: obvi, the CAVE
Q: what should we eat for snack
A: we are in the cave... clearly we should have some pop corn and NACHOS!
by cavedweller1 December 6, 2009
Get the the cavemug.