Cancer zodiac

I think so cancers are very rude and self centered other than that they are very beautiful and kind

Boy 1:She so rude but sooo cute
Boy 2:Yea her zodiac is cancer zodiac

by Oopalumpa June 11, 2021

canceraids

This is another term for someone with cancer and aids at the same time.

: Dude, I think i got canceraids.

: What the hell's canceraids?

by Wizard,. May 18, 2011

anal lung cancer

A disease affecting the anal lung canals, caused by someone sucking up to you too much

Wow man, your '85 Chevy Citation is the nicest car on the block! Do you think you could lend me 10 dawlers?
Quite blowing smoke up my ass, you're gonna give me anal lung cancer

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 3, 2004

prostate cancer

an excuse gay doctors use to get there hands where they are not sopused to be.
bottom line -it does not exist-

doctor1:ok lets take a look at your prostate cancer
guy2:ok *unsure face
doctor1:oooo yea
guy2:what the fuck are you doing?*disgusted face
doctor1:uhh..ummm*knocks the guy out
guy2:*knocked out
doctor1:*rapes
guy2:*gets up with a limp

by king if wat the fucc? January 6, 2008

cancer kazoo

The annoying wheeze of a smoker.

I can't hear this dude on the phone over the Cubicle Queen's fricking cancer kazoo.

by mrs_equator August 15, 2006

cristy candler

Cristy Candler was an ensemble member of the Broadway musical Wicked (one of the best musicals ever, but that's just my opinion.) She played Elphaba's mother. Now Cristy Candler plays Nessarose in Wicked.

Cristy Candler has risen through the depths of the ensemble to have an actual role!

by Ilana March 2, 2007

texticular cancer

one who cant seem to stop texting.

P1-That kid just cant stop texting.

P2-i know, i think he has texticular cancer.

by ke ke ke keller February 26, 2009