brown shark

Piece of turd that floats in the bowl and won't flush.

I tried using the plunger but that damn brown shark wouldn't go down.

by camel toe February 21, 2003

brown cardigan

when a girl sits on a guy's shoulders, facing the guy, and shits on his chest as he eats her out

I had to take a shower after that chick gave me a brown cardigan

by wumpas69 December 5, 2009

brown baggin it

A term to describe someone drinking an alcoholic beverage from a can/bottle/container while its still in the brown bag from when it was purchased.

Often used in cities to attempt to hide the fact that one is actually drinking alcohol.... as if anyone who witnessed this wouldnt know.

We were sitting in the park brown baggin it. Man, did we get f*cked up!!

Person#1: You were drinking right downtown?
Person#2: Yup
Person#1: How did you get away with it?
Person#2: I was brown baggin it, man!!

Did you see that bum on the street?? He was totally brown baggin it!!

by DrJizzle February 4, 2006

Chris Brown

Gay

Wow he's so Chris Brown.

by TeamDarkstar August 7, 2009

brown trout

Piece of crap that is so big it won't flush, even after repeated flushes.

Jim left a brown trout in the toilet.

by Travman December 3, 2002

Brown Danny

when you or a person you're sexing dips your penis into nutella and names it danny

"Dude she gave me a brown danny last night, it felt so nice"

by bboyps0985 September 23, 2013

Brown Towel

When one uses a towel to wipe after defecating, not out of necessity, but personal preference.

Typically denied by some who claim the towels are used for sex.

"Why do you use so many towels?"

"For post-coital cleanup."

"Yeah right, you're using brown towels."

by the filthy hebrew December 8, 2009