Skip to main content

blindness pro max

Can be abbreviated as bp+.
The action of urinating, taking a shit, farting, burping, yelling loudly, or orgasming to escape or avoid a situation. Usually used to stop watching a dirty video your friends are showing you.
Person 1: Pffff, look at this
Person 2: no i dont wanna see that dirty shit
Person 2: *shits himself*
Person 1: dude, did you just blindness pro max my ass?
by gay paintbrush monokuma November 1, 2021
mugGet the blindness pro maxmug.

Blind Mag

She's done nothing wrong and physically can never do anything wrong.
"I heard Blind Mag was really on the fence about leaving GeneCo."
by Mister Pain November 25, 2023
mugGet the Blind Magmug.

Hindsight is Blinding

Basicly same thing as hingsight is 20/20 but a more educated response. If you know this term your mind has a very wide range of

Intellect.
by KingRy May 11, 2025
mugGet the Hindsight is Blindingmug.

Blind Supporter

Political pawns who are willingly ignorant towards the ills of their own.
Instead of being a blind supporter, use your brains to decide what is right and what is wrong
by Erragone May 7, 2021
mugGet the Blind Supportermug.

Plant Blindness

Adj.Botanical term referring to the inability of predominantly urban people to distinguish common plants.
V. The inability to see or notice the plants in one's own environment.

Coined in 1998 by Wandersee and Schlusser
Many people don't know they have plant blindness
An increasing number of people in the city are plant blind.
Many people are plant blind to the trees in the park.
by Lv5 Bread September 2, 2018
mugGet the Plant Blindnessmug.

blind transfer

An incredibly satisfying act in which you send a caller to another line, extension, location, etc. with no prior conversation with the receiving end of the transfer. Most useful for sending off callers who have no business on your specific line, and you have no desire to speak with whoever the call is being passed onto.
Some customer called our store instead of the store across the street from them, so I blind transferred the caller to the correct number. The receiving store can have fun with that.
by rontgen October 16, 2021
mugGet the blind transfermug.

Blind running

when you're running on a trail you've never been on and have no idea where it goes/ends
person 1: I just went blind running on the trail near hudson bend!
person 2: how long was it?
person 1: 4 miles, but it was a very scenic run!
person 2: cool cats.
by polarice24 December 30, 2011
mugGet the Blind runningmug.

Share this definition