Baked Alaska

mixing weed and cocaine, usually to stay high without sleeping

wanna smoke a fat zoot and stay up? baked alaska all night bro

by calvinreeve June 30, 2022

Wakey wakey eggs and bakey

A gentle wake-up statement, saying breakfast is prepared and there is eggs and bacon ready to consume. However, this is mostly always a lie and no eggs and bacon are waiting.

Beulah: "Wakey wakey eggs and bakey!"
Johnny: "Sweet. I'll be down in a minute."
Beulah's thoughts: "Hee hee. I sure tricked him. No eggs and bacon are there."

by YearlongSleet67 June 1, 2018

change at Baker Street

change at Baker Street (v). During
intercourse, to decide to play the
b-side. From the only station on the
London Underground where it is possible
to change from the Pink Line ( Hammersmith
& City ) to the Brown Line
Bakerloo ).

I tried a change at Baker Street last night and she kicked me out on my arse.

by C February 24, 2004

Wake-and-Bake

The act of waking up of a morning and partaking of the chronic by means of a bong without leaving the comfort of one's bed. Made possible by possession of a serving wench/lad to present baking instuments and narcotics on a silver tray or, failing this convenience, the forethought to leave apparatus within reach of the squalid heap where one collapsed in a munted stupor the previous evening.

"Martibald, I believe I shall Wake-and-Bake this good morning"
"Exemplary idea, Frederico. By the by, why are we in bed together?"

by Faulkling September 8, 2008

Fake and Bake

A tan that has been took TOO FAR. These are the people that tan five times a week and still complain that theyre 'Too pale' You'll Often find these people wiht heavy makeup that makes then look almost like a Ritz crackers with some unknown spread. These people are also known to get skin-cancer and still think it was worth it.

Guy1:"Dude...That Lady...She's so...Tan.?"
Guy2:"Thats Abby...Shes tans twice a day... I think she baths in tanning oil..."
Guy1:"How can people even stand getting a Fake and Bake...? You look soo..."
Guy2:"Creepy.?"
Guy1:"Exactly..."

by DuhLindsey July 2, 2009

Volcano Bakemeat

In the video walkthrough of Pokemon Vietnamese Crystal made famous by popular YouTubers DeliciousCinnamon, the player's mother's oven is called, or is used for cooking a delicacy known as Volcano Bakemeat. The original translation from the actual Pokemon Crystal is "Cinnabar Volcano Burger". The recipie for Volcano Bakemeat is a mystery, as is Kuang Steak, however it is rumoured that steak, bean and chedr are key ingredients. It is not advised to use pizza or jelly in the cooking process, as that would be considered trashy.

A ADEPT ARRANGING

FOR MOTHER
VOLCANO BAKEMEAT

by Sofiz Jackson June 21, 2011

Sussy Baker

A baker who is sus.
Example:
A baker puts poison is his bakery items.
The police question the baker.
The baker says he does not put poison in the bakery’s.
The police don’t believe and show him the proof.
The police say “you, my sir…are a sussy baker.”
Then the sussy baker gets arrested.

“There’s this bakery in that bad area down town. I heard a sussy baker works there. Let’s go check it out!”

by TheSussyBaker June 20, 2021