BJM

stands for Ban Junk Mail; a piece of white trash

He is such a BJM

by JoeDoe November 3, 2003

bjork

An onoponopaeic word for vomiting.

Don't look now, but I think your girlfriend just bjorked in your back seat.

by Subspace Eddy May 30, 2005

Bjork

To vomit (Spelled and pronounced the same as the famous Icelandic singer of the same name.); -ing, -ed

"I was dancing peacefully in the club until that drunk fellow bjorked all over my shoes."

by Curtis Meyer March 13, 2008

bjpd

Blowjobs per Date. The amount of blowjobs given or received per outing/hookup. Methods of calculation vary, but the CDC reports that the average BJPD for a man or woman aged 18-25 is .633.

Yo bro, I raised my BJPD by ten points last weekend!

by AC28 November 16, 2011

T.B.J.M.

Known as TBJM, the black jewish mexican wonders countermap's IRC and Forums all day long 24/7. His anly home is in Minnesota, a thread that grew from a simple question, and keeps growing. thus making it the longest thread in countermap history...

Some say he was Uploaded to the internet as a new born, others say he's just some crazy dude out in the nowhere, but we all know hes just Irish.

-where can you find TBJM?
-did you try the Minnesotta thread?
-uh...

by Kromix February 18, 2004

d.s.b.j.

short for Down Syndrome Blow Job

receiving a blow job from someone with down syndrome.

Lance got a d.s.b.j. last night.

by undercover LP November 6, 2007

Bjorg

Everything you need to know about Sweedish.

In Sweden people speak rapidly like this "Bjorgen bjorg"

by Urlordandsaviour December 17, 2008