crapped the bed

An engineering phrase used to describe what happens when a program or device fails to function as expected.

"Oh, man, I just ran that query and it totally crapped the bed."

by Bob Goodson November 16, 2006

Tanning Bed

Tanning Beds give off mainly ultraviolet radiation, that people use to darken their skin AKA give themselves tans. And most likely Skin Cancer in the future.

A new analysis of about 20 studies concludes the risk of skin cancer jumps by 75 percent when people start using tanning beds before age 30.

Experts also found that all types of ultraviolet radiation caused worrying mutations in mice, proof the radiation is carcinogenic. Previously, only one type of ultraviolet radiation was thought to be lethal.

The new classification means tanning beds and ultraviolet radiation are definite causes of cancer, alongside tobacco, the hepatitis B virus and chimney sweeping, among others.

by ailene90 July 29, 2009

Horse Head in the Bed

When a woman stuffs her ponytails into her mouth and then gives oral to a dude.

Katie's hair is full of jiz because she just gave Jeff a Horse Head in the Bed.

by jeffye September 10, 2011

Shit the bed

This person got to work unusually early.
Australian slang.

Worker still at work meets guy coming to work before he leaves.
Geez, mate, why are you here so early?
Didja shit the bed?

by perrynlorelle April 13, 2015

death bed

What you create for yourself when you fart in a tanning bed.

Last night, after a large dinner, I went to the tanning salon and accidentally made my own death bed.

by BuckyJ September 28, 2006

Lesbian Bed Life

The rejection and opposite of Lesbian Bed Death.

aka Really hot lesbian sex.

Alice and Gertrude had the best sex life ever, they were total fiends in bed, nothing could stop them!! They laughed in the face of LBD, they were prime candidates for LESBIAN BED LIFE!

by FeralFarrell December 12, 2009

morning bed hump

When a man wakes up in the morning with a stiffy, and humps his bed because there's no female readily at hand to hump.

Every morning, there's never a girl next to Tundo, so he does his ritual morning bed hump before brushing his teeth.

by authOOr June 18, 2006