Guy: It’s too bright in here, close the blinds please.
Stevie Wonder: Excuse me, that’s quite offensive.
Stevie Wonder: Excuse me, that’s quite offensive.
by yungbob May 4, 2021
Get the Blindsmug. A sexual act usually performed but not limited to a male and female.
Initially the male is blindfolded and then undressed by the female.
The female then undresses and lays legs akimbo on the edge of a piece of furniture, usually a bed or couch.
The blindfolded male then proceeds to find the females "letterbox" so he can insert his "package" into it.
As the man finishes he yells out "your package has been fully delivered"
Initially the male is blindfolded and then undressed by the female.
The female then undresses and lays legs akimbo on the edge of a piece of furniture, usually a bed or couch.
The blindfolded male then proceeds to find the females "letterbox" so he can insert his "package" into it.
As the man finishes he yells out "your package has been fully delivered"
"I'm looking for a blindfold can you help me"?
Store clerk: " what do you need a blindfold for?"
"My girlfriend and I are planning to do some roleplay later on and she suggested we try "The blind postman".
Store clerk: " what do you need a blindfold for?"
"My girlfriend and I are planning to do some roleplay later on and she suggested we try "The blind postman".
by ZeppelinCaptain December 18, 2021
Get the The blind postmanmug. 1)-If an object or something comes in contact with you eye and makes you cant see.
2)- Sone one who’s looks are stunning and mesmerizing.
2)- Sone one who’s looks are stunning and mesmerizing.
by Is_you_blind May 4, 2020
Get the Blindingmug. A kind of hate towards a person/a group of people that comes from stereotypes about personal preferences rather than the person’s actual personality or actions.
Person 1: F*cking hell. I hate RosyClozy so much.
Person 2: Why do you hate her? She actually makes really good and entertaining videos, and she’s never had any real controversies. You can check out her channel and take a look.
Person 1: She’s a goddamn GachaTuber. That’s f*cking cringe.
Person 2: Is that the only reason you hate her? That doesn’t seem enough to support your opinion.
Person 1: I don’t care if she makes good stuff. As long as she remains being one, I. Still. Hate. Her.
Person 2: Good luck with your **blind hate**, asshole. Sure, you may have a father, but your behavior says the otherwise.
Person 2: Why do you hate her? She actually makes really good and entertaining videos, and she’s never had any real controversies. You can check out her channel and take a look.
Person 1: She’s a goddamn GachaTuber. That’s f*cking cringe.
Person 2: Is that the only reason you hate her? That doesn’t seem enough to support your opinion.
Person 1: I don’t care if she makes good stuff. As long as she remains being one, I. Still. Hate. Her.
Person 2: Good luck with your **blind hate**, asshole. Sure, you may have a father, but your behavior says the otherwise.
by An Unpopular Gacha Kid January 6, 2024
Get the blind hatemug. A temporary state in which sweet food or drink items cause a person to find savory or otherwise less sweet food or drinks less sweet or appealing, when they would otherwise think that it is sweet.
*Drinks very sweet coffee, then eats some jelly toast* “This toast isn’t very good… I’m probably sugar-blind from my coffee.”
“I’ve got sugar-blindness from that donut I ate before supper.”
“I’ve got sugar-blindness from that donut I ate before supper.”
by Narf1107 September 10, 2022
Get the sugar-blindnessmug. When someone throws themselves into an investment, project, or trend without doing any research or thinking it through — just rushing in full force hoping for the best.
by DjRob1337 September 9, 2025
Get the Ape in blindmug. When a person is driving a vehicle and has so many distractions or just doesn't care, blattenly cuts people off, runs red lights, drive the wrong way of a one way street, ect.....
During rush hour traffic I saw at least three blind drivers run a red light at the crosswalk by the court house
by Plumbcrazy420 July 24, 2015
Get the blind drivermug.