turtle biscuit

An insult used when someone looks silly or dumb, weather it's appearance or an action.
The hell are you wearing? Damn turtle biscuit.
What did you just do? Turtle Biscuit.
by Phinnus April 23, 2015
Get the turtle biscuit mug.

Fish Biscuits

A vagina that is so dirty that it smells like fish but has enough yeast to make biscuits and gravy.
by Doo doo diver June 05, 2022
Get the Fish Biscuits mug.

Flakey Biscuit

def: When the male performs oral sex on a female who has a yeast infection. Commonley resulting in a "Burg".
"OOHH man... I was soo drunk last night i totally gave that girl a Flakey Biscuit."
"Gross dude."
by Insano October 01, 2007
Get the Flakey Biscuit mug.

Mustard Biscuit

1. A term for a woman's vagina, when receiving cunnilingus, has a sharp, sour, foul taste reminiscent to that of the condiment mustard.

2. A term for a woman's vagina that gives off such a foul odor so strong that it could result in casualties, much like Mustard Gas.
"Damn, girl. You need to do something about that mustard biscuit you got between your legs."
by JEII May 11, 2006
Get the Mustard Biscuit mug.

Biscuit

A couple of friends trying to convince another friend into buying a plasma TV would say - Lets put a biscuit on Anju to buy a plasma TV.
by dj78 October 16, 2008
Get the Biscuit mug.

biscuit taken

1) To have gotten violated or dominated in the worst way in a game, sport, or any kind of competition.
2) To have gotten raped/violated by a big black burly lumberjack; usually by the name of Bubba, Engy Dave or Smokey Joe.
3) To have ones rich tea biscuit taken away by an aggressor named el hob nob
1) "Damn man, did you see how blue teem got their biscuit taken?"

2) "I'm not gonna just sit here and get my biscuit taken, damnit!"

3) "You lost 400 to 0, let's just face it, you got your biscuit taken."
by Zatoichi August 19, 2005
Get the biscuit taken mug.

Man Biscuit

The crustyness under the foreskin of a man due to ill hygene. Relates with Biscuit Gobbler
She told me he had Man Biscuit so she couldnt blow him!
by Demonshock October 17, 2008
Get the Man Biscuit mug.