Awkward Tomatoes

When something awkward happens

Siobhan: Claire, You Walked in Dog Shit
Claire: Awkward Tomatoes

by jessiej May 24, 2011

Awkward Coma

Where it's so awkward, that all you can do is sit in silence thinking about how awkward the situation/comment/moment is.

I could tell he was in a Awkward Coma because everytime I asked him what's wrong he'd say 'aaawwwkkkkwarddddd' all wide-eyed and not move.

by Capellan June 12, 2011

awkwarlation

The feeling you get when someone gestures to you (verbally or physically) and you're not offended by the gesture, but you are rather offended by the awkard moment that ensued.

Bob flips the bird.

Larry: "uhh... I'm not offended by that..."

*Crickets*

Larry: "Now this awkwarlation? I'm offended by that."

by kaiserlowen August 17, 2011

awkwarlate

-the feeling you get when someone gestures to you (verbally, physically) and your not offended by the gesture, but rather offended by the awkard moment that ensued.

"I felt awkwarlate (ed) when someone i didn't know wished me happy birthday over facebook"

by MrYesman August 17, 2011

awkurate

when something is awkwardly accurate.

awkward accurate strangely true awk awkwurate acurate

Friend : you're so forever alone. you've never had a boyfriend

you: awkurate.

awkward accurate true awk acurate

by do-me-dome October 15, 2011

Awkfun

The state of being simultaneously awkward and/or funny and/or fun.

"Man, sometimes my cats just fucking kill birds (dead silent 10 second pause) Now let's talk about power relationships in pet keeping"

-My animal history professor being awkfun

by Awkfungi December 15, 2011

Awkward camp moment

The moment when you were a Kid and you were raped by the camp counciler

Person One "Dude,When I was a Kid,I had an Awkward camp moment"

Person two should kill himself for ever hearing this.

by HohefStalin December 26, 2011