Toilet Dog

(n) a particularly animated deposit in the commode.

- fecal matter that appears to swim around in the bowl
- like a “sun dog” but substantially less beautiful

Whew, I had too much to eat and drink last night; I dropped a toilet dog that nearly jumped up and bit my ass.

by Sczechuan Stan February 3, 2018

Lawn Dog

slang term for a person who mows lawns for a living.

that guy is an old lawn dog

by holymakal August 28, 2010

Mark Dog

Shark meat on SaltedMilk#4740’s dick

“Let’s put the shark meat around your dick and call it a mark dog” -Walter 2022

by hennf April 29, 2022

Sorry dog

To wipe ones bare behind over someone else's pillow or bed linens, typicall without the other person's knowledge.

John broke into Bill's room and sorry dogged his pillow.

by Toddman18 October 2, 2011

crimp a dog

to take a massive poop

i'm off to crimp a dog see you in an hour

by jimmycrimp February 4, 2010

Ra dog

When you light your dick on fire and penetrate a pussy in order to prevent pregnancy through Ra’s fiery power.

Jarrett: “Damn, I don’t have a condom.”
Andrew: “What’re you going to do?”
Jarrett: “I’m going to Ra Dog her so the cummies will burn.”

by Da real Ra January 16, 2021

Truffle Dog

An older homosexual gentleman, usually named Philip. Likes to poke his nose in where it’s not wanted. Has an innate ability to alienate people without trying.

Mark, keep your head down, Truffle Dog is sniffing around again.

by G12345! June 18, 2019