hump dump

The act of defecating during sexual intercourse.

I took a hump dump while Erick was hitting it from behind

by Kyskee August 22, 2017

Humping Possums

Putting effort into something that’s clearly going nowhere — usually with enthusiasm, stubbornness, or misplaced hope. The modern, funnier cousin of “beating a dead horse.”
You know it’s pointless, but you keep going anyway.

“Bro, she left you on read since April — stop humping possums 💀.”
“We’ve been waiting on that deal for months — feels like we’re just humping possums now.”
“This meeting’s been the same for two hours. Everyone’s just humping possums.”

by Ten🔥Moto October 17, 2025

Hump-honey

The female equivalent of a fuck boy. A female who has no intention of having a relationship with a male, except a sexual one.

The boy didn’t know she was a hump-honey until he realized she threw away his number after just having sex.

by PennyPal22 September 11, 2018

cold hump

when you are horny in the winter and dont have a girl until the lust kicks in and fuck a snowman/women until you cant feel your dick

Man I was so horny last night that I cold humped my snowwomen

by : ? l October 14, 2021

Jump hump

A fucking weird threesome.

Wanna help my jump hump this girl I met at Institute.

by Exmormonnick May 8, 2022

Humping Monkey

Lesbians who actually scissor

I don’t watch humping monkey porn it’s all fake

by Numpty April 12, 2020

Me In White tee, Women Skinny Jeans, And Converses Humping Teddy Dog That Is Rapist Is The Lady Liberty Statue

Me In White tee, Women Skinny Jeans, And Converses Humping Teddy Dog That Is Rapist Is The Lady Liberty Statue

Me In White tee, Women Skinny Jeans, And Converses Humping Teddy Dog That Is Rapist Is The Lady Liberty Statue

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025