Someone who believes that any problem whether it’s small or big it can be fixed by smoking marijuana and someone who believes that any activity they do will be better if they are stoned.
Person 1: hey Matt do you wanna go bowling Tonight?
Person 2: yeah would love too but I’ll have a quick joint before wanna join? Cuz I’m a stoner ofc
Person 2: yeah would love too but I’ll have a quick joint before wanna join? Cuz I’m a stoner ofc
by Mitchell271jonnys May 01, 2018
by markdontlikebark May 20, 2020
You, most likely.
If you searched this up, you're probably a stoner just like me, high as fuck and seeing how many of these definitions apply to you.
by СукаБлять February 22, 2025
by Mar :) January 12, 2023
A fresh baked daily treat of a human. Smells sort of like skunk, a stoner tends to enjoy carbs such as sourdough bread, pizza, and donuts. A stoner will avoid local police at all costs -regardless of being a criminal or not.
by Caffeinated FrogStar July 05, 2023