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known now as the crap pitch derby, these teams have the worst pitches in the southern league and they should be kicked from the league itself. parkway are on the tongue of relegation but poole are in the mid table area.
poole town vs plymouth parkway is a crap pitch derby
by big fat tubby March 3, 2024
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Pool-dle Poo

(noun)

ˈpo͞ol-dəl ˌpo͞o

The act of sneakily placing dog poop into a swimming pool’s skimmer basket—usually as revenge, a prank, or just straight-up HOA anarchy. Gross, bold, and oddly satisfying.
“When the neighbor let his dog bark at 6am all week, I hit him with a Pool-dle Poo. He’ll think twice before touching the chlorine tabs.”
by Kyguardsman2000 July 23, 2025
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Jeff Poole

One who jumps on counters and tells people to shut the fuck up . He is often found at work hard on a creek bank .
Wow you really Jeff Poole that meeting
by Willie whopper March 11, 2020
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Crown Pools and Spas

When you’re so incompetent at your job and fuck up so unfathomably every single time, yet you somehow manage to deflect ownership of your mistakes and blame the customer, and attempt to extort them out of money.
Jesus dude, you just ran the red light and killed all those pedestrians.

They shouldn’t have walked across the road.

That’s very Crown Pools and Spas of you.
by BernardandJennaSmith March 13, 2023
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Pool party

Two or more generations of men in the same family having sex with the same woman.
Pappy, dad, and Tommy had a pool party with the single lady down the street.
by Thrillsoda December 8, 2020
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Matthew Pool

I have a Matthew Pool today.
by Coolboy77 January 28, 2021
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speaking pool

A ceremonial participation award for people that didn’t make it into the debating team.
Hi students, Prince Charming and Snow White are the speakers, bashful, happy, angry, grumpy and sleepy are in the speaking pool.
by ZomboxSniper March 12, 2024
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