The glorious action of recieving amazing head, while suffering from a disastrous taco Tuesday melt down and you whip out your master Chef skills and whip up a sandwich on his/her head before they swallow your load.
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"BROOO you know that chick Stephanie dude?? Shes bangin dude!!! But you'll never guess what happened last night bro. Like, me and that chick Stephanie were totally getting it on dude, and I made her eat a blumpkin sandwich dude. It was glorious
"BROOO you know that chick Stephanie dude?? Shes bangin dude!!! But you'll never guess what happened last night bro. Like, me and that chick Stephanie were totally getting it on dude, and I made her eat a blumpkin sandwich dude. It was glorious
by DR-Semi-Philish. July 3, 2019
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Get the Blumpkin mug.Sitting down on a toilet and taking a massive shit after eating a volcano crunch wrap, while at the same time, receiving a blow-job.
by Nalex. November 2, 2010
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by Touchedbythetismgurl May 6, 2025
Get the Blumpkin spice latte mug.A dish created after ejaculation from Blumpkin is kept in female's mouth with the male's dingleberry's added into the female's mouth creating a well rounded and tasty Blumpkin soup.
I finished adding the final ingredient to the Blumpkin soup which brought up a unique and delightful smell in the bathroom.
by SmegmaMale March 16, 2024
Get the Blumpkin Soup mug.Guy 1: I just got a blumpkin from this girl, but I couldn’t stand my own smell.
Guy 2: Dude, that’s a diet blumpkin at best.
Guy 2: Dude, that’s a diet blumpkin at best.
by Blumpkin0noshit October 8, 2021
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by Mitchell Hauff September 10, 2013
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