Warcraft Widow

Girlfriend of person who is constantly playing World of WarCraft.

I never see him anymore, I'm such a Warcraft widow.

by xela September 1, 2008

Ironman Widow

a girlfriend/boyfriend, husband/wife or partner who is essentially "loses" their mate for 8 or 9 months due to constant and rigorous training that's involved in the ironman triathlon.

Kara's become an Ironman Widow ever since Pierre started his training 5 months ago. She barely sees him!

by kds818 May 24, 2011

Windows shopping

Spending an inordinate amount of time viewing page after page of an item, say shoes, on multiple websites.

I was Windows shopping for almost 3 hours this morning....I looked at almost 4000 pairs of shoes and didn't buy shit.

by Krema April 19, 2009

Shut the french windows

A phrase used not as a substitute for 'Shut the fuck up"

The english, classier version of Shut the front Door

Phyllis Logan from Downton Abbey at the Sag Awards 2013: "Oh my God, Shut the French windows!"

by fede01_8 January 27, 2013

Derby Widow

The girlfriends, boyfriends and spouses of Roller Derby Girls call themselves “Derby Widows”. The term originates from the fact that Roller Derby is a sport as well as a faith-based initiative and can be very time consuming, leaving ones life partner "widowed".

If you are a girl dating a Derby Girl, don’t try and fight it. You will probably become one too.

If you're a guy dating a Roller girl, either accept your derby widow status, or try to support her by supporting the league as a volunteer.

"When she became a Roller Girl, I became a Derby Widow"

by Vixhen Kill-Her August 1, 2012

fuck windows

This phrase is often expressed when a person tries to perform any task after booting up their Windows PC (if they even get that far) and their system crashes, which is a common problem with Microsoft systems.

FUCK WINDOWS! Bill... you are a cruel, cruel man. I gotta get a Mac!

by vanillavillain February 14, 2012

Windows ME

The worst OS ever in the past 5 years. Even Apple II was more stable. Please, WinME users, do yourselves a favor and get Windows 2000 Professional

Hello, I--*crash*

by dj gs68 July 7, 2003