Whooping Spiders

Large tarantula like creatures that emerge from the chest of a young teen unfortunately ignorant enough to pick acne until it develops into a large scar (Whooping Nest). Are known to make loud whooping noises and ruin social events and gatherings. Though all the spiders may leave the nest the memory of them will haunt you FOREVER!

"Stop picking at that spot, it will turn into a whooping nest", "Whats that sound?" "WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP!" "JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST ITS THE WHOOPING SPIDERS!!!"

by Beats Hatemaker January 21, 2011

whoostinbob

Adj. A person who is really white and has a lot of acne. This person tends to be short.

Justin has been a whoostinbob lately.

by primx June 11, 2018

whoobies

A white girl with great boobs

Oh look at that girl she’s a whoobies

by germanpeppapig March 14, 2019

Book Whooped

Having your butt beat with a book. Literally.

Holy crap... my butt is sore....

Why?

I got book whooped....

Huh?

by lilbadass January 12, 2011

can on whoopass

A moron's version of can of whoopass. Used by every idiot nerd at my school because they think it'll make them cool.

Nerd - 'Yo yo yo, I just opened up a can on whoopass'.
Me - 'You're a fag.'
*Beats nerd up*

by Nerdbeater May 16, 2004

whoopzy daizy

A mistake, a faux pa, an embarrassment, accident or otherwise terrible moment in one's life

I was walking into work and slipped and fell (while wearing a skirt) right at the main entrance in front of my CEO! Whoopzy Daizy!

by www.whoopzydaizy.com October 20, 2009

whoopie pickles

a sarcastic way of acknowledging what someone just said.

Obama just signed the health care bill.

Whoopie pickles.

by annabike April 2, 2010