walking pneumonia

The most annoying illness in the world. Includes coughing really loudly and soar throat, but you can still walk.

They sound like they have walking pneumonia!

by RTK55101 July 2, 2018

walking rectum

A person who is not merely an asshole, but much much worse.

Oh yeah, I know Kevin, and I think he is a walking rectum.

by Tony666 February 17, 2008

The Peter Walk

The act of going to "help" a user in work but while going to him/her, he or she will walk really slow while texting or playing a game on their iPhone.

After helping the user, he or she will now walk back 10x slower and randomly stopping while on his or her iPhone.

John: Tom Where are you going?
Tom: To help a user?
John: Ohh, the Peter Walk.

by Joeyo October 25, 2012

Walk-A-Pooh

The act of a Canine taking a shit and continuing to walk instead of the simple, one pile squat. The dog in question will slowly meander while pinching off loaves to which scientists still have no answer as to why.

"Hey man what the hell is wrong with your dog?" "Oh him... he is just a Walk-A-Pooh." Then ironically I have to dawn my plastic glove of shame and follow the trail of shit to an eager and freshly relieved slobber goblin who cannot wait to play ball!

by HTH-Utah October 22, 2010

the walking dead

the best tv show you will ever watch <3

if i hear someone say they don't like twd. ima beat the shit outta that bitch.

(rosita be owning the whole show doe)

person 1 "omg, the walking dead is so good wtf."
person 2 "I KNOW RIGHT!"

person 1 "DUDE THE EPISODE LAST NIGHT WAS SO GOOD!"
person 3 "Wtf, u guys like the walking dead? its so shit."
person 1&2 "get the fuck out ❤️"

by gayforfictionalcharacters July 27, 2020

Walking-short

When a tall person walks with their knees bent in such a way as to gain the perspective of a shorter person, hence, walking-short

Dwayne (6'3") was walking-short behind Sam (5'2") so that he could see the world from Sam's perspective

by tangencies January 16, 2010

Walking the Dog

The act of male masturbation while walking around your own bedroom.

John: Hey man, I got caught walking the dog last night.
Cody: Ah, your family again?
John: Yeah. That's the last time I walk the dog with my bedroom door open...

by Gunga-Zumba-14 November 15, 2019