The same concept as prarie dogging and having a turtle head poking out, just combined into one phrase. A chance to drop both bombs at once.
'For breakfast I ate a kale salad, a bag of baby carrots, a can of beets and a ginger apple smoothie. I just drank a strong coffee, took a bump of coke and a drag of a cigarette and now I'm turtle dogging the most epic schwoop poop ever.'
by Bubblegumblue January 3, 2020
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The act of an individual stuffing green and black jellybeans up their arse, followed by squatting down and pushing them out. The action resembles Turtles being blasted out of their bum.
-“Yo bro, I saw Alex the other day doing a Turtle Blaster..“
-“No way, with the green and black jellybeans?”
-“Yea”
-“No way, with the green and black jellybeans?”
-“Yea”
by JellyBeanBlasterAlex April 13, 2020
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Get the Turtle mug.A turtle kid is a kid who is super chill but has a crackhead sense of humor and has a bad obsession with their turtle and probably something else. Overall, a good friend to have, just don't get them on the topic of turtles or they'll never shut the hell up.
Person one: hey did you see Jerry over there, does he always stare at his turtle lovingly like that?
Person two: Yeah, Jerry is such a turtle kid
Person two: Yeah, Jerry is such a turtle kid
by mizukei November 27, 2020
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Get the Turtle Boobie mug.Oh my god I have to shit it's sticking out of my ass oh fuck I'm almost home someone's in the shower what the fuck I have to take a shit are you fucking kidding me I have to shit you barged in front of me I have to shit I have a turtlehead oh thank God your done I have a turtlehead
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