Deep Dickin' Tuesday

When it's Tuesday, your kids are in college, and you have the whole house to yourself and you fuck your wife multiple times on the living room floor and then go to the diner.

While Tommy and Dean are at school, me and Patty take full advantage of our favorite day, Deep Dickin' Tuesday.

by Kelce's Lyre Clip November 15, 2018

Frank’s Tuesday

A drink named after notorious alcoholic, Frank Gallagher, a Frank’s Tuesday is comprised of three 16 oz beers (of any brand) with three shots of dark liquor. The drink is supposed to be one giant drink and not segments.

-Hey! You want to get drunk?

-Yea I’ll have a Frank’s Tuesday

-Nah man I don’t want to get that drunk

by NateTheGreat4777 February 6, 2019

Twister on Tuesday

When having a really bad day and it’s just like a twister on Tuesday

Man I dropped my cereal, my day really just turned my day into a twister on Tuesday

by DJohnson1889 February 11, 2019

Samuel J Tuesday

He cant park. that's it.

Samuel J Tuesday is gay

by ChrichrChris 12312SDF June 7, 2019

No sex Tuesday

On the third Tuesday of the month you cant have sex

Trevor: No its Tuesday.
Me:Did you just say No Sex Tuesday!?
Tony: make it a Holiday!

by Crazzyyyyyy April 13, 2019

Pull a Tuesday night

Another saying for you’re gonna kill yourself

Hey dude, today has been a rough one. I’m about to go home and pull a Tuesday night.

by Yeetlebeetle02 April 13, 2019

Toes out Tuesday

When your wear flip flops or slides with no socks on Tuesday (if you do it it means you’re bold and don’t give a fuck what someone gotta say

*Guy wears flip flops to school*

Friend: Ayyye I see you doin toes out Tuesday

by 843_Bobby September 16, 2019