trick-or-treat

the act of scoring drugs on halloween, and receiving them in your candy sack

guy: oh man, my costume doesnt have pockets! where will i put my drugs?
dealer: dude, just trick-or-treat it.

by superduperdudeguy November 2, 2010

The Turley Treatment

Glasgow slang for those occasions when you fail dismally to achieve sexual relations with a woman due to penile flacidity.
See Sexual Intercourse....or lack thereof.

A - "What a night, man. We went for movies and dinner and drinks...I drank a little too much though and I managed only the Turley Treatment before dozing off..."
R - "Gonna see her again?"
A - "After that? Doubt it.

by Capt. Volcano December 15, 2008

Treat yourself

To get laid, have sex, achieve a one night stand.

Richard: Did you treat yourself last night Chris?

Chris: I most certainly did.

by AnnaHarry May 9, 2009

Aunt Jemima Treatment

Involves adult nudity and Aunt Jemima Syrup...

The movie STRIPES Bill Murray threatened one of the female MPs with "The Aunt Jemima Treatment".

by iNetSpy September 16, 2011

Trent

The equivalent for shit or the act of defecating. A natural part of life required to remove waste.

Guy: "Guys I'ma go take a Trent"

Dude: "Holy Trent, someone save me!"

Girl: "Eww, you smell like Trent"

by Zeke Mason December 27, 2011

Onion Treatment

When you are about to engage in sex with someone who is uglier than a barrel full of smashed assholes it is the act of taking their shirt by the bottom and tying it up over their head and then fucking them. Thus, resembling the shape of an onion.

"Lisa has such a hot body, but her face is uglier than shit..." "I think I'm goona have to give her the "Onion Treatment"."

by ed mack September 30, 2006

dutch treat

A hooker with pigtails.

"Man dawg, that hooka was a dutch treat. Them pigtails was all like grips for the doggy-style. Strayt-up."

by Heffrey Q. DeMaranville September 28, 2003