toilet juice

The clear liquid you see in the toilet.

"Kel, now you've stained the sweater and got it soaked with all nasty toilet juice!"

by The Mole October 23, 2004

toilet nachos

food that has been discarded in the bathroom trashcan that is then taken out of the trash and eaten.

Chris must have been hungry last night, he snuck in the bathroom and ate the toilet nachos.

by princess1237 February 12, 2010

Toilet Guy

Catch-all term for those employed in the demeaning trade of handing out paper to drunken males in Belfast toilets.

"Sup cracker? Hows your night?"
"Fine thanks, Toilet Guy. If I give you a pound will you refrain from stealing my phone?"

by boy afraid November 14, 2009

skibidi toilet

a toilet, a toilet that shouts skibdi op dop. And to shut it off you have to flush it.(nods)(smiles)

"hey zain can i borro-" -me "SKIBIDI TOILET!"- zain :l- me

by chaimsixtynine May 24, 2023

the toilet bowl

not only tis it a place of sacrafice, it tis a place of round swirly things and teddy bears. (And god knows tis the only place you can get some PRIVACY) except for at Jenna's House.

jenna yelling: GET OUT OF HERE, CANT YOU SEE IM IN MY PLACE OF WORSHIP?!!

dont abuse the powers of the sacred toilet bowl

by ilona and nicole and jenna and tina April 4, 2003

toilet seat

An inconsistency in someone's characteristics, behaviours, beliefs or actions. Refered to as such because, like a toilet seat, they're always undecidedly "up and down" about whatever it is.

"Is Jim going to the party on Saturday?"

"Naw. He's being a toilet seat about it."

by D. Gould January 24, 2007

Toilet Monkey

The nasty crap that surrounds the outer ring of your toilet

Sally: My hair is wet can you pass me a towel?
Jimmy: (grabs towel from around toilet)
Sally: Gross! I don't want to use that towel, it was on the ground with the toilet monkeys.

by Furnend March 30, 2011