teacher moony

a strang teacher that likes bakers delight
and does funny lip tricks when she says detention

if you laugh at ther word detention agian " haaaaaaaaaa teacher moony

by boby654321 June 24, 2008

advanced English teacher

A teacher that will gleefully give you an A ++++++++++ FOREVER! If you say symbolism and/or society in a class discussion. It also helps to act like you give a care.

teacher: Tell us about this book....DANNY!
Danny: Well it has to do with symbolysim and uh, society.
teacher: It sounds like you give a care.
Danny: Oh I do, I do!
teacher: GLORIOUS! A++++++++++ FOREVER!

by Danny Peterson January 12, 2004

Teacher

A person who helps you solve problems you'd never have without them.

Teacher: What's the diameter of the Sun?
Student: Who the f@@k cares???

by Unknown229 August 15, 2016

Teacher

Person who turns innocent people into psychos, and psychos into teachers.

Innocent person: Man! All those years of school with those teachers made me psycho! I went to jail for attempted murder, and now I need to see a psychiatrist for the rest of my life.

Psycho: Wow, that sucks bro.

Innocent person: So what are you doing since we graduated?

Psycho: I'm going to school to become a teacher.

by Fyulp June 29, 2016

Teacher

Person who is very open to everything

Hello teacher

by MWOLFE5 January 19, 2017

Teachers

Teachers are basic scumbags who do not give 2 shits about your social life. They pile on this fucking shit called homework that could take you hours to complete and once your done you have no time for yourself. And then the next day you just wanna shoots these fucking cunts who need to die soon. And then there's those useless tests on shit that your probably never gonna use ever like a fucking Cartesian plane. And you wait till the night before to study and u fail anyways. And then you just wish these teachers would get slaughtered by their own parents for fucks sake.

You fucking teachers are a pain in the ass

by Effhajsvsidhwkahscwh May 29, 2017

Teacher

Someone who tortures kids with heavy amounts of homework. But when you get your work done on time they can be fun people to be with.

''That teacher really likes torturing kids with their homework''
''Hey Billy did you meet Miss.L? shes so funny''

by Justagirl2003 June 12, 2017