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let's all just get a bong and toke about it

when there is a conflict that can only be solved by smoking weed.

(let's all just get along and talk about it)
George: hey man, i don't appreciate you cheating off my tests in history class...

Bill: i feel you bro, let's all just get a bong and toke about it
by porttownsendcrew March 22, 2010
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toker face

An artificially maintained expression of sincerity despite the urge to space out and smile spontaneously. Similar to a poker face, except used when high on marijuana. Required when the toker doesn't want his/her high to be noticed.
Dude, your toker face is so good! Your mom didn't notice a thing!
by myonduesp June 3, 2011
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Tokyo Teatherball

The act begins when a helpless victim is strapped to an office chair. The two players subsequently draw up a rigid and give the chair a hardy spin. As the chair revolves the victim is repeatedly slapped across the eyes with veiny members, causing her to instinctively squint like the citezens of Tokyo. The winner of the match gets to deposit their salve into the eyes of the victim.
While Rob was having a severe blowout after a bad batch of sweet and sour chicken, Kevin and Ben worked one up, strapped Dawn to an office chair, and engaged her in a rousing game of Tokyo Teatherball. After coming to, Rob had no idea that his asian girlfriend had just played the game...until he noticed the mushroom stamps on her cheeks.
by Ben&Kev November 16, 2010
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Tik Toker

A Tik Toker is a person from ages 7 up who believe that all females belong in the kitchen and that furries are bad (they are). Tik Tokers create shitty content that is mass produced and mass reproduced by using an exerpt from a song such as “Hit or Miss”.
Look at that Tik Toker portraying that female as a thing that is only good for making food for her man.

That Tik Toker is beating up a furry because animals don’t have rights.
by ThotSlayer69xd November 27, 2018
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Tokeopia

Tokeopia is the western constituent country of the Union of Stonerland and Tokeopia. It is the smaller of the two states, though it has equal influence. Tokeopia has a rich history of ghanja use, reaching as far back as 10,000 BC. The first branch of homo sapiens-sapiens actually evolved here, although the first inhabitants weren't bothered to leave the island until 1965 AD, as local shamans had predicted Woodstock to occur before the end of the decade. This resulted in a separation from the outside world until 1546 AD, when Dutch settlers arrived and offered the locals rides to drive-thrus and such.

Today, Tokeopia is a thriving industrual and agricultural community, mass producing intensely-aromatic herb and Weapons of Mind Destruction.
Tokeopia, Tokeopia, Home of the Free! (And delusional)
by Mr. Stab December 4, 2007
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Suicide Toker

a person that will draw more attraction towards a smoke sesh that they themselves are taking part in with the intention of altering the lives of others
i cant believe the party got blown up because that suicide toker just called the cops on us.
by Suicide Toker September 7, 2012
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Tokyo Toshokan

The best place/site to get all all your needs from Japan. All of your anime, manga, music, and much more needs are at this site, all require Bittorrent to download though.
(Browsing on Tokyo Toshokan one afternoon...) Oh, look! Coal-Guys released a new fan-subbed episode of K-ON! I'm gonna download it now!
by Maid-Mio September 19, 2009
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