General Pork

Keanu, he eats lots of food

Man 1: twust that general pork guy is a fat bastard
Man2: innit twust Mcdonalds sold out for the first time because of him

by the biggest bird 69 April 24, 2023

Porking

When you elegantly stroke your meat to images of John pork

I saw my friend porking it in the science classroom

by Buttmoobs August 11, 2024

John Pork Crashout

A term for when the popular internet celebrity John Pork rages at users, typically when an action he dislikes is performed. John Pork most commonly crashes out in Fortnite. Footage of these occurrences are often accompanied with Capcut edits.

I keep seeing edits of John Pork Crashout's in Fortnite.

by ku1a5 December 20, 2024

shit pork

Where you shove your finger up yout arshole and the put it in you japseye then pull it out and like your finger

Have you tried this shit pork

by Jim shit pork May 4, 2018

have pork

Similar in nature to "have beef", to have pork means to have an argument or disagreement with someone, mainly because of gossip, friendship losses, bullying etc with someone of the Jewish or Muslim faith.

That Adolf guy seems to really have pork with those bankers for some reason. What's up with that? It seems unfounded.

by DontWorryImJewish July 12, 2024

Stork pork

To impregnate. Derived from: "stork", as in, the bird that brings babies and "pork", as in, to have sexual congress.

"My pull out game is weak. If I keep it up, I'm going to stork pork my step-sister"

by superwolf December 28, 2020

pork wellington

A sausage roll, preferably from greggs.

Tonight’s meal will be a pork wellington with pomme frittes , haricot beans served in a reduced tomato jus.
Sausage roll chips and beans to me and you.

by pongo69x December 25, 2022