A Walking Meme

One who is a jokester, one who is very funny always bringing up the funniest quotes, vines, jokes, and memes

Jack is a walking meme, he is so funny.

by Penguin 1234J August 5, 2020

The Peter Walk

The act of going to "help" a user in work but while going to him/her, he or she will walk really slow while texting or playing a game on their iPhone.

After helping the user, he or she will now walk back 10x slower and randomly stopping while on his or her iPhone.

John: Tom Where are you going?
Tom: To help a user?
John: Ohh, the Peter Walk.

by Joeyo October 25, 2012

walking pneumonia

The most annoying illness in the world. Includes coughing really loudly and soar throat, but you can still walk.

They sound like they have walking pneumonia!

by RTK55101 July 2, 2018

Pork and Walk

When one member of a one night stand fully intends to leave immediately after business, without the other knowing.

Tony: So I heard you and Laura got together last night? You seeing her again?

Faz: Oh, no man. Just a pork and walk.

by delta tee June 19, 2009

Walking the Dog

The act of male masturbation while walking around your own bedroom.

John: Hey man, I got caught walking the dog last night.
Cody: Ah, your family again?
John: Yeah. That's the last time I walk the dog with my bedroom door open...

by Gunga-Zumba-14 November 15, 2019

walking rectum

A person who is not merely an asshole, but much much worse.

Oh yeah, I know Kevin, and I think he is a walking rectum.

by Tony666 February 17, 2008

Perv walk

On a hot summer day a Rockaway Beach lifeguard will casually stroll through the thickest part of a crowded beach to the next lifeguard tower with shades on just to check out all the ass.

Dudes, best perv walk all summer. Get involved.
Look at that perv walk, these guys are so fucking obvious.

by Tranquilooo November 24, 2016