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After Thanksgiving

An After Thanksgiving is when you have Thanksgiving meals repeatedly after Thanksgiving until all the left over are gone. This is due to the fact that most parents are lazy and don’t want to cook when there are perfectly edible leftovers in the fridge. This is also the reason why Thanksgiving comes once every year, unless, of course if you’re homeless.
This is a common scenario of an After Thanksgiving

Eli “Mom, what’s for breakfast?”

Mom “Eggs, sausage, biscuits and cranberry sauce!”

Eli “Mom, what’s for lunch?”

Mom “I made turkey sandwiches!”

Eli “Mom, what’s for lunch?”

Mom “ Mashed potatoes and gravy with stuffing and some turkey strips!”

Eli “Mom, what’s for desert?”

Mom “Pumpkin pie smothered in - ELI! GET THAT GUN OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!!!
by eli130 November 26, 2009
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thanku

A super hip way to say thank you, usually used on twitter.
"hey bro you look fresh today"
"thanku"
by ruthies April 4, 2015
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Thankenstein

When you want to find that special way to personally thank someone. You have to walk like Frankenstein with your hand out repeating "thankenstein... thankenstein" ... Thanking them for services provided.
MattyMetro: Chuck can Shawn Phase move back into our apt?
Chuck: Yeah ok that sounds permissable.
MattyMetro: Thankenstein... Thankenstein...
by MattyMetro September 4, 2006
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thanksgiving boat

To gobble like a turkey while motor boatin' a womans chest.
Brad wanted to thanksgiving boat Nikki soo bad, but we all laughed at him the rest of the year.
by BIG-MEAT March 7, 2010
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Thanksgiving

A Turkey's worst nightmare.
On Halloween:
Turkey 1: Say Joe have you heard the ghost story about "Thanksgiving"?
Turkey 2: No, what happens?
Turkey 1: Every year, on the same day, millions of Turkeys get their heads chopped off and then get eaten!
Turkey 2: Holy cow! Lucky it's just a ghost story.
by MatthewCHK December 26, 2007
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wham bam thank you ma'am

1. The act of having sex without even bothering to try to get the woman to orgasm. Usually lasts for about five seconds.

2. The act of having sex with a neophyte (usually a sixteen-year-old unattractive computer geek).
"Yeah last night I had sex with this one ugly chick, so I decided to hurry it up, so it was just wham bam thank you ma'am."
by Anonymous March 9, 2003
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Thank you for your service.

What the VA tells you when they can not or will not provide proper health care.

Also used by anyone else that is telling you to pack sand bc they don't really care about you or your service. Or nice way to say please don't go postal bc you will get no help.
by Tanks4nutin October 8, 2020
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