peeing red

Snowboarder slang: a praising exclamation for an epic maneuver successfully accomplished but with some pain or injury.

"Whoa Dude! How did you survive that epic booter? Peeing red!!!"

by CoyoteLoki September 24, 2013

Pee Stick

How a 2 year old says Penis, Dick, Cock, or Wang.

Timmy: Mama, why do you like to suck on Daddy's pee stick?
Mama: Timmy, you've got a lot to learn.

by RonniesLetsPlays October 20, 2020

pee drink

any drink which has a taste of pee (usually about beer)

Shit, man, this beer is a pee drink! Why did you buy it?

by Yana Hype May 26, 2017

Pee-Oops

When you go to the bathroom to pee but you accidentally poo. It’s a poopsie whoopsie.

Brandy: Where are you going Janean?
Janean enters bathroom

Brandy: Holy shit what is that smell?
Janean comes out of bathroom

Janean: I just went to pee, but pooped and it was a stinkiest pee-oops

by Bdubb8888 June 29, 2020

pee block

The inability to urinate in certain situations, also known as shy blatter syndrome.

"Man, I couldn't pee earlier.. The guy in the urinal next to me started making smalltalk about the weather and I totally got pee blocked..."

by Jimbo001 June 29, 2013

Stealth pee

When you gotta pee really late at night so you go pee and wait to flush in the morning because you don’t wanna wake up your family/get exposed for being up late with the loud flush noise

Bro 1: sugar gay bro. Oh also last night I stealth peed. Have you ever done that?
Bro 2: yeah it’s smart

Trump: same

by bigyeeterz June 16, 2019

Pee-tube

A penis (male genitalia) that hasn’t been used for sex in over a year. Masturbation does not count. It must have been deep in a pussy, with or without a condom. It is only been used to pee.

OMG! Why is your pee-tube showing, it not like anyone going to use it.

by AlwaysGloris June 12, 2018