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A Noodle Thrower

Long ago to test if noodles were fully cooked for speghetti, a chef would throw pasta noodles against a wall to see if they would stick. If they stuck, it meant it was ready for consumption.

A noodle thrower is a male/female who cast out like a net, texts, but single text to several of their on again, off again, could of been, should of been, potentials and ect that at one point was interested in a relationship. The texter looks to see who text back a reply. Then those who do, are now readily available for him/her to waste even more time.
A Noodle Thrower is moving in on you when you look at your text and see repetitive sentances that make you wonder if the texter is texting more than one person having a generic conversation saying the same lines a few times over and over. He/she is now throwing around so many text that he/she cant keep people straight from his/her catches of the moment giving him/her attention.
by Venessa Shannon August 15, 2014
mugGet the A Noodle Throwermug.

Asian noodle

An asian dude tht actually has a dick not a micro penis and can karate that pussy till its H20 gets all ovrr the place
by Marco pollo October 26, 2017
mugGet the Asian noodlemug.

Noodle Hole

A noodle hole is a man who is weak and limpy, as the form of a typical noodle is. The person has also a large vagina / anal entrance because he likes to be fucked in the ass, generally.
Person #1: Man, that dude is such a noodle hole!
Person #2: Yeah he cannot even stand up straight! bet he got f***ed in the ass last night!
by opiummaster January 3, 2012
mugGet the Noodle Holemug.

Noodle pass

The Asian n-word pass that only Asians have at birth
Ming li: Omg Timmy used a rasict slur against me without the noodle pass!
Timmy: no I didn't you ching chong
by Ahmetisverycooll69 August 9, 2022
mugGet the Noodle passmug.

noodle salad

When a group of males places their flaccid penises in the mouth of another person.
1. "We gave Julien a noodle salad while he was passed out drunk last night."
by Car 54 April 28, 2016
mugGet the noodle saladmug.

Noodle licker

A heterosexual woman who turns lesbian because she gets tired of licking limp dicks
After a career of being a noodle licker, Bonnie is now happy w/ Jane's soft taco.
by DirtyDenimDawn May 15, 2018
mugGet the Noodle lickermug.

Noodle Fight

Term referring to a Sword Fight (when two errect penises clash in a manner resembling an actual sword fight), but the penises in question are both flaccid.
"Hey dude, how'd you get that bruise on your dick?"
"Kian and I got into a noodle fight last night."
by Bubblesnatch June 29, 2017
mugGet the Noodle Fightmug.

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