Italian noodle soup

When you fuck someone in the ass and spunk on their back and splash your cock in the puddle. Only works on italians.

"italian noodle souping" is fun.

by FatassCurls July 29, 2019

Italian christmas donkey

Unwanted butt play from an Italian on christmas

Lastnnight doninic gave me an italian christmas donkey

by Bitch 599 April 22, 2018

Italian anal beads

An Italian anal bead is when you put leftover meatballs and spaghetti up your ass.

Guy 1: When's your dolmio day?
Guy 2: I already had my Italian anal beads this morning. Oh mumma mia what a mess!

by Topboonter March 29, 2020

low key italian

A guy from Italian decent, has the food, family values, the good hair, good looks, and the romance. A low key Italian is the perfect guy because they don't have the many girlfriends, they want a relationship, and he knows how to treat a woman.

You should definitely go out with him! He's a low key Italian!

by Heyitskk August 13, 2017

Italian Yeast Infection

A yeast infection that occurs from garlic, or a similar Italian vegetable or herb. Passing it from the juice or residue on any given body part, and then transferred through sexual contact, causing a yeast infection.

Man, when I made dinner for my wife last night, I got a lot of garlic juice on my fingers and ended up giving her an Italian yeast infection after I had her in the bedroom.

by fetusbob August 6, 2022

Italian hot tub

When a male ejaculates into someone else’s belly button and leaves it to marinate.

Yo, I just tried the Italian hot tub with my girl the other night. She dumped me dude.

by Yugyps July 7, 2021

Italian paint job

When one is walking with microwaved pasta, trips and throws pasta all over ones wall

Stephen fell down the stairs with leftovers, leaving an Italian paint job for his mom to clean up

by Dilfdaddychewski January 19, 2023