moon waffle

moon waffle

When you punch someone in the testicles, and laugh, because they thought you were going to give them an actual waffle.

Cory- 'Hey Austin, want a Moon Waffle?'
Austin- 'Sure'

by Tomicide December 30, 2004

tossin waffles

When your buddy cums on your girlfriends abs and you lick it off.

Yo nash, hurry and finish so I can be tossin waffles!

by Nonameme July 6, 2017

Kraut Waffle

Eating a jar of sauerkraut then shitting on a laptop keyboard and closing the screen.

To establish dominance in the dorm Kyle left a kraut waffle in Chad's laptop.

by Craxmoker December 20, 2022

Glass waffle

The act of pressing male genitalia against glass preferably a door or window in the presence of an unsuspecting audience.

Google street view was driving by my house; I made sure they got a good glimpse of my glass waffle.

by Pweefweeherman August 1, 2016

queenly waffle

A magnificently decorated waffle

That waffle is so amazing looking, it must be a queenly waffle.

by FigmaScrotum June 12, 2018

Waffle stomp

When you take a shit in the shower and stomp it down the drain

I’m gonna waffle stomp his self esteem down the drain

by OfficialSegga February 5, 2020

Waffle Supremacist

One who believes waffles are the superior breakfast food.

STEVIEFRANCH1ZE is a fucking waffle supremacist.

by joey_minaj December 1, 2017