coolness poolness

The kind of crap that a low-key basic girl comes up with to show off that she has a weird streak
"Oh, we're going to Starbucks again? Coolness poolness."
"Shut the hell up Jessica, why are you like this?"
by MyLittleCamel July 17, 2017
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Ethan Poole

Your local stupid asian friend that you met from another friend in middle school.
Damn, that guy is an Ethan Poole!
by baconbob6969 March 03, 2022
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Pissing in the pool

Doing something uncharacteristically nice with corrupt motives; faking affection to get something from another person. Warmth with an unpleasant origin.
"Did you hear that Dylan's boyfriend brought home two dozen roses yesterday?"
"Yeah, but everyone knows he's cheating. He's just pissing in the pool."
by transm.ascot May 06, 2023
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Lilly pool

The creepiest person I have ever met. The end
Lilly pools are supper cool during Halloween
by Hdhdhhdhdhdvdcjsveksb June 12, 2014
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Pool Boy

Pool Boy - A man who dresses like a boy who hangs out at a pool 7 days a week. Typically wears 5" bright color shorts and long T shirts. Also typically grows a goatee, similar to David Spade except gayer.
Do you see that David Spade looking idiot? He’s been wearing those gay ass shorts all week thinking that he’s gonna get laid. What a Pool Boy…
by HARRY PETER #39 June 19, 2024
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Pool boy

How tall is that guy like 6 feet? Nah probably less, like one pool boy Mike and 5 inches.
by Stdstrcam May 06, 2021
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pool boy

A "pool boy" is a servant who cleans pools.

In Internet pornography, these men exist primarily as eye candy to the rich and famous. The posting is prestigious and anyone who takes up the mantle treated as an Adonis among men.
I studied at the Sorbonne to become a pool boy; while there, I espoused a blonde French maidservant as my bride. We had expected this to bring us fame and fortune in California, like that depicted on PornHamster.

If it's on the Internet, it must be true.

Neither of us is quite sure how exactly both careers turned out to be dead-end janitorial paths. If we can't rely upon PornHamster as an expert source when making professional career decisions, whom can we trust?
by bitchuck August 25, 2024
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