Keanu Pees

Basically Keanu Reeves except he’s peeing

Friend 1: Dude I just saw the new Keanu Pees movie!

Friend 2: You mean Keanu Reeves?

Friend 1: No Keanu Pees!

Friend 2: Your making it sound like some gross porn

Friend 1: Fuck you that you don’t know who Keanu Pees is!

by Rotten_Cum December 27, 2021

Pee Dilly

What a penis is called when being implanted on a person without a penis

Hi, im james, we are at riley’s hospital for children, today i will be getting a phalidiloplasty, otherwise known as a pee dilly implant

by Funnyclock301956 June 8, 2019

Occupied Peeing

Peeing as loud as possible so that people outside waiting will hear it and not knock.

I heard someone outside of the bathroom, so I used occupied peeing to make my presence known.

by Ducit May 28, 2015

Pee scrolling

When you go to the bathroom, and take that minute to take a quick look at your phone.

I wasn’t really on Reddit much today; just some quick pee scrolling.

by Original Iron Dan July 26, 2023

Literal pee

Pee (literally)

Literal pee

by Bendew December 15, 2020

pee drink

any drink which has a taste of pee (usually about beer)

Shit, man, this beer is a pee drink! Why did you buy it?

by Yana Hype May 26, 2017

Pee Affair

a love triangle between 2 people in the same family and a stranger.

My brother hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, I didn't know he was gay! This is such a pee affair smh.

by dapee June 28, 2021