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Paul Wilson

A gentle giant nearing his fifties with chronic back pain, often to be found popping a quick squat in front of the boys. Appreciates fine meat and finer gin.
"Who was your flatmate that came earlier?"
"Not sure actually... did he do some mild yoga and suffer the disappointment of an Aldi steak?"
"Yeah that was him, how did you know?"
"Let's just say he's Paul Wilson."
by DA40 Mixture Control May 24, 2021
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Jake Paul

Someone who is overly egotistical and records everything in his life
Person: I slept so well last night.
Jake Paul: I know I did because I vlogged it.
Person: You’re such a jake Paul
by LiamAdams December 27, 2018
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Jake Paul

A cringey “vlogger” who burnt his mattress in a pool and almost lit his neighbor’s house on fire. His target audience is teenagers, but only 11 year olds watch his content. He’s still better than Logan, his brother, though, because Jake didn’t record a dead body. The irony here is that I, the person writing this definition, am named Jake, yet I dispise Jake Paul. You are never safe from his fan base, as wherever you go, one of his followers will be right behind you, and you can’t give him any criticism because his fans will make you want to stop living.
Person: oh hey, do you watch Jake Paul?

Me: no.

Person: well-

Me: no.
by Cheesepuff111 May 22, 2018
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Logan but with no Paul

He's a Logan but without a Paul at the end of his name.
Hey! It's Logan but with no Paul!
by LoganbutwithPaul May 26, 2021
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Paul's Law

'Paul's Law'
1. a notional, Internet-born law (example: Godwin's Law) which dictates that any discussion--irrespective of its subject matter--will eventually become "derailed" (*moved off topic) into a debate about "traps" (*male-to-female transsexuals); in particular, whether or not an attraction to / relationship with said gender denomination by males is considered homosexual.
(NB: In this sense, the law pertains only to "pre-op" (*pre-operational) MTF trans girls.)
2. an expression indicating that a given conversation has veered away from its original topic and into the realm of "traps".

Etymology:
The nominal reference pertains to the Hollywood action film B-actor, Paul Walker (1973~2013). Subsequent to Walker's death in 2013, an un-authored "dialogue meme" (*series of pictures, generally taken from film, with subtitled captions) appeared. This meme comprised a sequence of images depicting Walker with another action film B-list actor (Vin Diesel) -- images taken from the final, tributary scenes of the film, Fast and Furious 7 (2015) -- engaging in a debate on the topic of "feminine penises" (*the 'femininity' of "trap" genitalia as viewed by their aficionados).
The can be viewed here (*SFW): Oqm33CQ (imgur website)

The proliferation of this image is largely attributable to the 4chan Internet image board and its denizens; in particular from its notoriously "trap-happy" sub forum, /pol/ (political)--wherein the notion of 'Paul's Law' is oft invoked or 'proven'.
"This conversation proves Paul's Law."
"Paul's Law is strong with this thread."
"Paul's Law states that this must now become a 'trap' thread!"
by Trolius Maximus March 2, 2017
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Jon-Paul

The pinnacle of human evolution with an autistic sidekick with every reincarnation.
Jon-Paul was found in a forest with a naked 4 year old
by Jon does sugar November 8, 2019
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Paul Elco

I wanna f*ck paul elco hard!
by jojo siwa hater May 10, 2019
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