Poor Doug... You should see his back passage looks like a kicked open pomegranate he'd give his left testicle for some anusol right now but some f***tards cleaned out the local cornershop
by OMG i dont believe it March 28, 2020
Get the kicked open pomegranatemug. A term used when a receiver in football gets so open that there is no defenders anywhere within one or two miles of the receiver.
by Oliver426 January 15, 2017
Get the wide the fuck openmug. (from the Coca Cola commercial celebrating 125 years of coca cola in 2011)
a) drink rum and coke
b) to have an orgasm
a) drink rum and coke
b) to have an orgasm
girl a) Why can't i open happiness? I'm 16 and a half
girl b) it's our alco-laws; I think they should make the North American alco-laws like those of the European Union. Drink beer, wine and maybe rum and coke- since rum is usually dark and Coca-Cola is black and nobody will know the difference- at 16, and heavy liquor at 18.
girl b) it's our alco-laws; I think they should make the North American alco-laws like those of the European Union. Drink beer, wine and maybe rum and coke- since rum is usually dark and Coca-Cola is black and nobody will know the difference- at 16, and heavy liquor at 18.
by Sexydimma April 5, 2015
Get the open happinessmug. Father : 'I do not want you playing with that little posh kid'
Son : 'Why not?'
Father: 'Because he is an absolute tin opener'
Son : 'Why not?'
Father: 'Because he is an absolute tin opener'
by GastricBandsAnonymous January 27, 2013
Get the Tin Openermug. A song, story, or other work of art so abjectly depressing that it makes you want to hide all the sharp objects.
I don't know what I was thinking when I decided to put Paula Cole's classic 90s vein opener "Where Have All The Cowboys Gone?" on a mix for listening to in the car. Totally inappropriate.
by Lady Csyde July 25, 2016
Get the vein openermug. Mus opened the dojo and beat up those POGs in HQ Platoon. If you know anyone who needs it feel free to ask them what time it is and when they respond with 2:30 etc etc, say "It is time to open the dojo."
by Pocha December 4, 2010
Get the Open The Dojomug. 