the cop store

The police station, Jail

I'd speed but I don't want to get arrested and taken to the cop store

by iamsassyfrassy January 30, 2018

Cop

A tall man with some frosting dribbled on his cheek when talking to you. Usually pulls you over for no reason and asks if you had alchohol. Then asks to search your car. Assholes.

"Oh shit here we go again."

*Cop walks up with his taser*
"I'm gonna have to get a search warrant."

"Fuck you stupid cop."

by vokeswagaon July 27, 2019

cop

to buy something

someone: “yo did you cop those shoes?”
me: hell yeahh

by bigpoppaaaa August 2, 2019

Copped

when you cut parts of an image off but retain parts of it, typically for comedic or general utility.

"i just copped this image of me... doing your mom."

by ariiajf;aif August 29, 2022

Cop ass dude

Meth addict with a badge number.

Hey bro, you see that cop ass dude over there?

by Betty Broomer August 5, 2018

TV cop

The one kind of cop more full of shit than a regular cop.

The TV Cop kept talking about how what he did to that unarmed black guy made him a real life hero, that it was more than TV.

by Solid Mantis November 25, 2020

Cop a bait

To receive an invite. Most commonly used in its negative form.

Did you cop a bait to the party? No, I didn't cop a bait!

by liv'in la vida loca w/ Reddawg May 16, 2018