the cave

the cave, a wonderful hole in guelph, is the home to many wonderful things.

the cave is known for hosting the best taylor swift dance parties and for serving inordinate amounts of popcorn and nachos.
the cave is where the cave dwellers and the cave dweller wannabees can play wearing obama and eating all the treaties they want, without having to worry about the outside world seeing their behaviour.
everyone who has lived there loves the cave, and everyone has hasnt... wishes they had.

Q: where is the party tonight?
A: obvi, the CAVE

Q: what should we eat for snack
A: we are in the cave... clearly we should have some pop corn and NACHOS!

by cavedweller1 December 6, 2009

Cave Splunker

One who enjoys giving in the sport of anal sex.

Be sure to tie off before you go Cave Splunking with that insignificunt kristy shes been a Cave Splunker for a long time

by Sav-a-hoe January 5, 2023

Cave divers apple bobing

When a person puts a rat or gerbil up someone’s ass then try’s to fish around in the other persons ass to get it via only there head

I cave divers apple bobing your mom

by Bosscarter47 March 21, 2025

Cave man

John Ray

Damn that cave man looking like a beef cake today

by Jehabdjd December 1, 2019

Nerd Cave

A really, REALLY messy room with a tapered ceiling, LED lights, at least 3 easily accessible electronics, empty soda cans, and huge curtains always covering the (optional) windows.

"Man, I went to Jeremy's place the other day, his room's a total Nerd Cave."

by homeboyofthecave January 18, 2023

Mcdonalds in the Meat Cave Day

The 1st of March 2025. A man by the name of GoofyGuy began to sing his favourite song when he slipped up and said the mcdonalds was in the meat cave

What are you going to do on Mcdonalds in the Meat Cave Day Day?

by Shucks77 March 1, 2025

Cave out

To take a combination of Xanax and Ketamine recreationally, in reference to the Thai cave rescue of the 12 boys who were trapped in a cave by rising flood waters.

Dude you wanna cave out tonight? Totally! You can drag me around the apartment and I won't give a fuuuuck.

by Micherler the Werbler March 29, 2019