Cop

A tall man with some frosting dribbled on his cheek when talking to you. Usually pulls you over for no reason and asks if you had alchohol. Then asks to search your car. Assholes.

"Oh shit here we go again."

*Cop walks up with his taser*
"I'm gonna have to get a search warrant."

"Fuck you stupid cop."

by vokeswagaon July 27, 2019

Cop block

When someone going stupid fast passes you, so the cops pull them over not you. You can speed as long as they’re going a little bit faster than you. 🤘🤘

(Someone fast passes you)
Me: “nice! Got me a cop block”
Friend: “Hell yeah, speed for free”
(They get pulled over and you’re safe)

by Omfghowmanytryswillthistake September 11, 2018

artificial cop

Person trained to aim guns, shoot guns, wears a cop uniform, and hold a position in a police officers unit, but doesn't do their job. Looks at the protestutes, doesn't really have the nose for suspecting anything fishie while something fishie is going on. Doesn't just like donuts, but likes little kids too. Usually grubby hands. Will let people he knows that speed or do drugs go if catches them, like coke heads or a jock with a nice vehicle. Or an insane or insane jock in a nice vehicle.

That cop knew me because I played baseball with his son in school, and when he like caught me with coke he let me go, because he said he knew me.

Artificial cop.

by europopian August 26, 2009

cop hour

3-4am; The hour in which police officers are on the highest alert for criminal activity.

Random Hippie "Hey man be careful, it's cop hour, the pigs are really out for blood tonight!"
Random Plug "Yeah, there's one parked by the bank right now with his lights off, watch out."

by loud_ April 27, 2017

Cop the cow

A stupider way of saying stop the cap

"Dude did he just say cop the cow?!?"
"Yes he did xD"

by person342093 January 6, 2021

Superduper cop

A person that will harass their neighbors age 52 for stealing a bicycle at age 5.

This superduper cop called the FBI because she thought Her mother, father, brother and aunt were Thinking of criminal activity. Just thinking of a thought.

by Dredfulluc April 18, 2021

Copped

when you cut parts of an image off but retain parts of it, typically for comedic or general utility.

"i just copped this image of me... doing your mom."

by ariiajf;aif August 29, 2022