Teacher

A CHeaTer is a TeaCHer when we swap the CH & T or when they swap their degree for the job of being a PRESENTATION READER

I know you're a teacher because you didn't get a job anywhere else even with a ME degree

by damon15here October 29, 2018

ninja teacup roll

When a woman or man has an orifice pumped full of semen and then manages to stealthily roll out of bed without spilling a single drop of seed on either the bed or floor during the trip to the bathroom to deposit said semen in the toilet.

I banged her rotten then she ninja teacup rolled her ass to the bathroom without spilling a drop of my immaculate seed!

by allison's giant bush December 8, 2013

Supply Teacher

A Teacher that is called in because your normal teacher is either sick or cannot physically put up with your class today. A Supply Teacher is a person who you can get away with things around, like:
-Sitting with your friends in class and not in your designated seat
-Talking
-Not doing work

However there are some Supply Teachers that come prepared, printing out your seating plan and making worksheets. Beware these Supply Teachers, there is no way to double cross them.

Not doing work
friends
Teacher
Supply Teacher

by fpurplecat March 16, 2018

Shit in a teacup

A lesser known saying that is essentially used when you're emitting an extremely emotional response to something. This could be anger/surprise/humour.

1. Oh wow!!! I just found out my BOYFRIEND is pregnant.. WTF I just shat in a teacup

2. Hidee: Hi mate what are you up to today?
Shawn: Just chillin with my homes
Hidee: Cool
Shawn: Oh did you watch Seinfield the other day, I did find it fairly humerous
Hidee: OMFG YES IT WAS FUNNY. I was watching it and I just did a shit in a teacup!!

3. Peter: oops wrong hole sorry I swear I didnt mean it
Sally: OMFG YOU SICKO. I just did a shit in a teacup

by Wozzgalaxy March 27, 2011

teacumming

teabagging someone then cumming in there eyes/nose or ear depending on the penis.

Jan: Last night at the party Josh got teacummed.
Jon: I love it when teacumming happens

by AsIf YouGetMe May 10, 2009

telayna

a pentecostal girl, often eats bosco sticks, and sits at the very first table in the lunchroom. you can't steal anything from her or you WILL go to hell.

here comes telayna, quote the bible.

by mannequin hand December 20, 2009

Science Teacher

Noun; a massive nonce with lots of acne on his clothes

Our science teacher was checking little billy out

by Shetie February 22, 2020