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no news is the truth

An ambiguous statement, meaning variously that all news is in some measure false, that an absence of received information on a given topic is meaningful, or that there is no greater reality than nothingness; take your pick, add your own.
"Has the jury reached a verdict yet?"
"They've been deliberating for months, and no news is the truth."
by Monkey's Dad July 16, 2023
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Dallas Slop-Trough

When you shove your dick furiously into someone’s feeding tube
“Did you hear Mandy was hospitalized in that car crash? She’s been in a coma for 3 weeks”

“Damn, she bad asf tho I’d still give her the Dallas Slop-Trough”
by FeedingTubeSex August 20, 2023
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trick or trout

What Robin Williams once told Johnny Carson he used to go out doing on Halloween because he was a sheltered only child who thought that was what you were supposed to say.
Yes, it’s true, I would say ‘trick or trout’ when they opened the door and so they’d say, “here comes that Williams boy,” and they’d toss me a fish!
by Dr Bunnygirl November 7, 2023
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Boss Hog at the Boar Trough

A saying used by men with mustaches who grew up when “Dick” was the nation’s most popular name, used to describe an individual or organization so talented or powerful as to be unbeatable and universally revered. A far more manly and descriptive way of saying “a man amongst boys”. The literal explanation is that a boar is the biggest, baddest male pig and the individual or organization in question is the boss or alpha among the boars.
Fuck, Butch! Back in the 70’s, Easton Lacrosse was boss hog at the boar trough! Nobody wanted to play them.
by TitsOnaBoarHog November 25, 2020
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If it ain’t the Pope it ain’t the truth

If it ain’t the Pope it ain’t the truth
If it ain’t the Pope it ain’t the truth
by Ian Papi June 9, 2018
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My fellow Americans, I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did creampie that girl. I impregnated her fetus with my sperm, and I am sorry.
Quagmire: My fellow Americans, I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gigoogity that girl. I geschmoigiddied her geflavaty with my googus, and I am sorry.
Meg: What does that mean?
Peter: Shut up, Meg.
Stewie: Brian, what DOES this mean?
Brian: It means Quagmire was having sex with a pregnant woman and she made him come so hard he accidentally impregnated her fetus.
Lois: Uh, that's terrible!
Chris: That's not as bad as what the evil monkey does to me at night.
by iamawaitingdeath March 9, 2023
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sad truth

Most definitions for Israeli are hateful. Most definitions for Palestine show no political bias towards one side or the other.

The sad part… world governments are like that. Israel never says bad things, but all Arabs and Christians curse us for retaliating to suicide bombs on civilian targets
-9/11 was bad, but if it happened to ISraelis i wouldn't care!
-Dude, don;t be such an ignorant skinhead!
-Oh yeah, well… Jesus loves me.
-I doubt that.
by MaSh92587 August 8, 2004
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