tits stoop

Something that is beyond stupid, perhaps very stupid; irreversibly stupid.

"Man, that time my ex slapped me in the face was tits stoop!"

by tvparty April 13, 2009

tit-slapping

Tit-slapping is a sadistic fetish of slapping a woman's breasts for sexual arousal. It is one of the Japanese fetishes imported into American mainstream fetish porn. One western form features woman on woman tit slapping in a cat-fight scenario. A more sadistic form features a bound woman with large breasts being subjected to violent breast slapping, twisting, pulling and pinching, resulting in tears, obvious pain, discoloration and bruising to the breast. It is a form of sadistic humiliation.

John had to engage in tit-slapping his girl friend's big pendulous breasts in order to get an erection before they had sex.

by Toryu88 September 13, 2016

Tit shirt

A tight shirt or sweater that forces us to look at a woman's boobs.

Dude 1: Did you see that bitch with the tit shirt?

Dude 2: Yeah man, them were some nice boobs.

by Eatit223 January 13, 2009

tit it up

Hot Females tend to tit up in School or at Work, knowingly or not.
"Titing it up" means to get an Advantage with good looks and/or naughty Behaviour (flashing Boobs or showing off other Flesh)

<angry Pupil> That Cunt did tit up her Exam from C+ to B!
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<Naughty Secretery> Aw, c'mon Mr Boss, Sir, I need that Payrise.... *badly flashes cleavage*
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<hot Girl> Why did the Teacher gave me a B instead?
<Friend> You did tit it up, Girl!

by 2o3 October 5, 2007

gravy tits

Man with large breasts.

look at that guy with all those "gravy tits".... yeah!

by Rundi October 22, 2014

Tits and shit

A variable for any noun, adjective, or swear word.

Hey come get your tits and shit out of my car

by Barnyman July 31, 2011

Tits on a Whale

1) An exclamation of surprise or shock, similiar to dayum.
2) A dismissal of something unhelpful or useless

1) A) I just won a new car!
B) Tits on a whale, that's sweet!
2) A) Hey guys, I can play "flight of the bumblebee" at 320bpm!
B) Yeah, except you've wasted your life learning a skill which is as useful as tits on a whale.

by the evil edge October 3, 2008