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Rob: Gimme your lunch money cock sucker!
Bob: Piss off Rob! I'm tired of you! Your just a Christian Dickless!
Bob: Piss off Rob! I'm tired of you! Your just a Christian Dickless!
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Get the Christian Sundby mug.The G.O.A.T at narrate football matches. Even better if he is along side Luis Garcia. Has 24,000,393,217 sentences that every one is funnier than the last one. For example:
- Que esta pasando, Doctor! Este equipo se cae a pedazos!
- Neuer, aunque no ataja, ataja!
- Francois Meme al Corcovado!
- Que esta haciendo Vucetich, Doctor!
- Oribe (Peralta) para presidente de la ONU (UN)!
- Madre de Deus!
- A no bueno!
- DE QUE TE VAS A DISFRASAR!
-¡El único haitiano en el área!
- Que esta pasando, Doctor! Este equipo se cae a pedazos!
- Neuer, aunque no ataja, ataja!
- Francois Meme al Corcovado!
- Que esta haciendo Vucetich, Doctor!
- Oribe (Peralta) para presidente de la ONU (UN)!
- Madre de Deus!
- A no bueno!
- DE QUE TE VAS A DISFRASAR!
-¡El único haitiano en el área!
by Mariano Closs January 4, 2023
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Christian: What are you talking about. I have no clue what you're talking about.
Mark: You're such a Christian-G. Stop rejecting your feelings for me.
Christian: What are you talking about. I have no clue what you're talking about.
Mark: You're such a Christian-G. Stop rejecting your feelings for me.
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usually found with other Hispanics or small bearded Italian boy
cannot be tied down, must be free to wander
make sure u feed your christian fresh pineapples on the daily :)
** christian diaz runs on 20 oz cans of ice cold red bull **
usually found with other Hispanics or small bearded Italian boy
cannot be tied down, must be free to wander
make sure u feed your christian fresh pineapples on the daily :)
** christian diaz runs on 20 oz cans of ice cold red bull **
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