Arkansas christmas cookie is when one person lays in the snow making a snow angel while another person urinates on them. The urine acts as the "sprinkles" on the "angel"
My girlfriend was so excited for the first snow of the year, she laid down in it and started making a snow angel. I used this opportunity to make her a arkansas christmas cookie!
by Ttboy888 February 13, 2017
The dragon’s maw twas lit enough due to the incoming inferno without need of copious lasers; oh how the diarrhea Christmas lights distract me so.
by 2nd string, 2nd fret April 01, 2020
Dude 1:(see`s dude 2 on floor)
Dude 1:Hey man what happend?
Dude 2:It was..............(he passes out)
Dude 1:Oh I get it, Christmas hangover (looks around then starts tea bagging him)
Dude 1:Hey man what happend?
Dude 2:It was..............(he passes out)
Dude 1:Oh I get it, Christmas hangover (looks around then starts tea bagging him)
by Mastercheif144.32 December 25, 2011
noun: When one is overjoyed at break from work/school and presents from christmas holidays, therefore does no work whatsoever and just lounges around with presents. Can be abbreviated to 'chroma'; a person in this state is defined as 'chromatose'.
Person 1: Where's Sam? I haven't seen him all day.
Person 2: Didn't you hear? He's in a christmas coma.
Person 2: Didn't you hear? He's in a christmas coma.
by MrrrH December 16, 2009
A term for when you are really sick, particularly when a sinus infection is involved; refers to the expulsion of holiday-themed mucus from your nose.
by Rob March 22, 2006
Jimmy: Hey John, look at this awesome video game!
John: I cant, i already have looked at it. I now lack eyes.
Jimmy: Why?
John: You see, my eyes were caked with Diarrhea Christmas Lights, and that burned a permanent scar into my retinas. The pain was so unbearable I scooped my own eyes out with a spoon.
Jimmy: Oh ok
John: I cant, i already have looked at it. I now lack eyes.
Jimmy: Why?
John: You see, my eyes were caked with Diarrhea Christmas Lights, and that burned a permanent scar into my retinas. The pain was so unbearable I scooped my own eyes out with a spoon.
Jimmy: Oh ok
by Screaming_Egg April 01, 2020
kid 1- YAY CHRISTMAS
kid2- oh yay....but tomorrow is the 26th, the day after christmas... Most depressing day of the year. :/
kid2- oh yay....but tomorrow is the 26th, the day after christmas... Most depressing day of the year. :/
by christmasluvr December 26, 2010