Pennsylvania tea

A tea made with a heavy flow used tampon and hot water. Pour boiling water in a tea cup and instead of throwing the tampon away after use, you pluck it out of the vagina slowly as to not waste any blood. Place the used tampon in the hot water for 3-5 minutes and enjoy.

I went to engage in coitus with a harlot but she started her period, so instead we both enjoyed a nice cup of Pennsylvania tea.

by The Proud Harlot November 30, 2021

boneless tea

tea without bones
tea with no ice

tea with no lemons because you're too much of a bitch

May I have some boneless Tea with no ice

by yomipancakes May 22, 2018

tea in china

a phrase used to change an awkward topic or to break the silence

"why aren't you married?"
*awkward silence*

"so how's the tea in China?"

by Peyton Sage September 5, 2016

sippin on tea

Something a drug addicted egotistical narcissistic douchebag alcoholic business owner would say he was doing when he was actually doing drugs and getting drunk. Especially if this individual does not like tea.

Where have you been? Sippin on tea!

by BB _Wolf April 27, 2020

tea party

The act of two men taking a piss in the same urinal. Usually the streams cross in the process.

O crap, my pants are wet, I just had a tea party and steven seagal missed and tagged me.

by Danny Fields January 14, 2006

tea time

time when one smokes copious amounts of marijuana

I smoked 2 blunts at tea time

by retrom November 5, 2003

tea berry

to urinate in someone's ear and dip your scrotum in the newly created reservoir.

I went to the doctor to complain of an ear infection resulting from the tea berry I received last week. Little did I know there were a few non-identifiable hairs causing the infection

by Quinmill September 8, 2007