teacher

a teacher is stain's secretary to hell, the average teacher is an old white lady with glasses that for some reason hates guys and is nice to girls.here's an example down below

*girl fails test*
girl: oh no I failed the the test
teacher: oh i'm sorry here I'll let you retake it
*guy fails test*
guy: oh no I failed the test
teacher: so what just get over it and do better on the next test

by cole_stevens69 May 24, 2021

Teacher's Pet

Anyone named Daniel

Daniel is a teacher's pet

by aknfdcdsn May 15, 2023

(April 25) national slap your teacher day!

ya today is national teacher day soo yea

UwU i slap my teachers face (April 25) national slap your teacher day!

by Obama UwU suzy baka April 25, 2022

sailor teacher

A person with such a foul mouth or persona that he/she could teach a bunch of sailors a thing or two.

"John is such a sailor teacher! Did you hear that dead baby joke he just told?"

"Lindsey may have been around a few times, but she's no sailor teacher"

by bizzle.jb May 22, 2007

English teacher

Someone who finds symbolism in every word on the page and puts more thought into the writing than the actual author did.

For example;

Author: "John ate spaghetti for lunch"
What the English teacher thinks:
The spaghetti represents the pain and suffering us humans face every single day, and by John voluntarily eating this spaghetti, this represents the self destructive nature of us Homosapiens.
What the author actually meant:
John ate Fucking Spaghetti for lunch!

by dehydrated water May 10, 2022

teacher

An idiot who couldnt finish college so they became a state teacher.
They hate you, and theybonly give you 10 hours of homework.
And if you wanted march to be a happy month than FUCK YOU, READ THE WHOLE BOOK WHEN WE ONLY ASK 2 QUESTIONS.

you dont use teacher in a sentence, use cunt instead

by Densest March 1, 2017

Teacher's pet

Person with mommy/daddy issues

person 1 : She is teacher's pet
person 2 : I didn't know she have mommy/daddy issues

by idkhonestlyhbqw June 22, 2022