Tan

A person who, at the age of 14, will look like a 24-year-old but will behave like a shitty little 4-year-old

I have no idea what you’re talking about! I’m just Tan

by Imamerican September 15, 2018

The Great Spray Tan

A derogatory allusion to Donald Trump, evocative of both his over-use of spray tan to hide his elderly pallor, and his continual dishonesty.

One wonders how evil citizens of the U.S.A. must be, to elect The Great Spray Tan as their dictator.

by Nutty Peanuts November 6, 2024

light tan

White people from cities that don’t participate in white people “activities”

I’m light tan.

by NOVEL123 April 25, 2022

Maple Syrup Tan

A skin tan that looks like the colour of Maple Syrup and looks delicious.

“Hey man where did you get that Maple Syrup Tan?!”

by Chicka1994 May 8, 2018

hung spray tan

When you partake in sex with a girl so fast or masturbate so fast that your penis gets tan.

Yo you like my hung spray tan? I got it last night with Emily.

by lazybobcat101 March 30, 2021

skinny on my tan

exceptionally good, amazing

This weather is great! It’s pure skinny on my tan.

by turkish barber July 19, 2023

skinny on my tan

exceptionally good, amazing

“This weather is great! It’s pure skinny on my tan.”

by turkish barber July 19, 2023