swip

to be hit with your dog's wagging tail

Fido just swipped me in the face with his tail.

by michdmiller August 24, 2006

Swiss

A derivation of the slang relax, which can be shown as follows

(d/dx) relax = rylax

now, refering to rylax, this version of saying "take it easy", sounds similar to rolex (a type of watch), from here a certain kind of watch was named: the swiss watch

- Hence using the word SWISS to express the notion of "relax" in common place in slang


This originated in the mississauga area

Mike: Yo, im gunna kick that guys ass styll

Peter: SWISS MIKE, he could easily ross you

by InstantClassic February 9, 2009

Swish

To switch, as in changing topics in a conversation, or changing positions in a sport

Yeah, that's awkward...Swish, so did you hear about the new guy that Amber was hanging out with?

by originalcin July 9, 2012

douching swish

A made basket in basketball that not only swishes (touches only net) but makes a distinct "douching" sound

Nah dawg...that wasn't no swish man.. that was all douche G!

by Brainy Smurf July 12, 2002

Jew Swisher

One who dabbles in the religion of Judaism as to seem like a nice person, when in fact, they are anti-semetic.

"Ashli do you wanna go jew bashing later?"
"Nah dude, I can't I turned into a Jew Swisher and I have a lot of Torah reading to catch up on before temple on Friday."

by K@tie January 12, 2008

fag-swipe

When a stupid driver is so hung up on driving fast and passing cars instead of thinking, that they pass a car and then cut them off while trying to exit the highway.

You're driving, and the car behind you races out to make a pass. They quickly come back into your lane after overtaking you (most likely without signaling) and continue to exit on an offramp. Basically the tool of a driver should have not even bothered trying to make a pass. The correct response is to lay on the horn and yell at them, "NICE FAG-SWIPE FAG!"

by southparkwatcher August 9, 2010

Panther Swipe

A man masturbates into his own hand, and then shoves his hand into the face of a woman, smearing the semen all over her.

Dude, I can't believe that receiver just panther swiped a cheerleader. THAT'S ending up on Deadspin!

by DCGuy January 10, 2009