sphincter surfing

A guy that likes putting his cock in other peoples buttholes.

A woman that uses a strap-on in other peoples butts.

John was sphincter surfing with Debbie on the beach.

by Vic of the North May 15, 2008

Surfguru

Stems from annoying habit of old-dudes who surfed once maybe 20 years ago and won some minor competition and now think they have some attitude to bang on about how cool they are.

Too many to list suggested reading surfer magazine Tend to try to dress as teenagers when they are 50, hit on young chicks and drone on about how they know it all example GUY PENWARDEN

by Guy Penwarden March 9, 2005

surface tension

When a man and a woman are about to have sex, and no matter how much foreplay is done, she is dry and he has to force his way in. Then, once he's in, she immediately is leaking like the Mississippi.

Hell yeah I banged her! But man, that was some surface tension. I almost got soft!

by TRJ229 July 18, 2009

Surfer

Someone with the patience to sit out on the ocean for hours waiting for the right wave to come along and pick them up. No, we don't say things like "Radical dude!", "Surfs up", and walk around with longass shorts with a billabong T-shirt on and dreadlocks. That's all stereotypical and anyone who does that is a dumbass poseur and should rethink thier lives. I've been surfing 5 hours everyday day all summer (50+ days) for the past 4 years and have never seen a real surfer who does any of those things.

Poseur: Surfs up dude, Ima grab my 20 ft board and stand up out on the water!

Surfer: #### you man, these waves are only 3 ft high but I'm gonna try and ride em anyway.

by Weasel August 6, 2004

silver surfer dat hoe

While doing a hoe anally, pull out, skeet skeet in aluminum foil, then put it over her face. It will mek her look like silver surfer.

"where'd you get that cut?"
"Joe gave me a silver surfer dat hoe me last night, and my skin got stuck when I tore the mask off"

by Dicky Normus January 19, 2008

surf & turf

watching surf documentaries while smoking weed

Gretchen, want to come over for some surf & turf??

by Flounder24 June 17, 2008

butthole surfer

One who practices butthole surfing - the act of intravenously injecting an aqueous solution of both LSD and heroin (or another interchangably potent opioid analgesic). The author strongly discourages this kind of behavior, being considerably more risky than IV self-administration of either compound independently, which is saying alot.

The name was of course also adopted by the well known Texan acid-punk band the Butthole Surfers.

An example of this kind of a butthole surfer is totally superfluous by virtue of the self-explanatory nature of the above definition

by Michael Cribabel December 12, 2008